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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Is Jeremy Clarkson a Racist



According to Jeremy Clarkson nobody can make car's as good as the british,no country is like heaven to drive in as britain.



Yeah right where do you find such low congestion charges,such a traffic free highway and yes a car industry which is so healthy that it needs a new owner every damn month.

JC you maybe a good presenter but do you need to downplay the rest and actually insult them even.Be patriotic by all means but please respect the rest as well.

A few quotes:

America

"In America everyone wants to be a part of the great outdoors. They like the idea of cutting down trees and shooting critters in the spine. Even the most sockless preppy from Georgetown DC is able and willing to slip out of his loafers at a moment’s notice and into a hairy shirt for a weekend under canvas in the woods. What’s more, in America everyone wants to be a factory worker. They seem to find manual labour and engineer boots rather noble. Bruce Springsteen has more money than God but unlike Britain’s rock gods, who wear tweed and Armani, he dresses like he’s spent all day up a telegraph pole. Only in America could there have been a song called Wichita Lineman. An ode to a man who spends all day long driving around a useless state, in a pick-up truck, looking for broken telephone wires"

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Australia

"The Australians go to work in shorts and that’s a good enough reason to hate them. Also, they have cookers in their kitchens but choose to cook their prawns in the garden. And the only invention to have come out of Australia, ever, is the rotary washing line"

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Japan

"Like all cars, it has doors, seats, pedals, a steering wheel and lights at the front and the back. But how can this be, when it comes from a people who are baffled by a spoon? How do they make something so instantly recognisable as “a car” when they can’t eat mashed potato without vomiting?

"Once, many years ago at a Daihatsu driving event in Japan, I stuffed a Charade into a bank of earth, tearing off the entire front end and writing it off completely. The man from Daihatsu wasn’t bothered, though. When I apologised to him, he said: “Don’t worry, we make one every 23 seconds.” There was no sense then, and there’s none now, that Daihatsu makes cars because it loves them. It makes cars to make money. Unfortunately, with the exception of Honda, this is the Japanese way and it’s the main reason their cars are so soulless"

"Over the years Honda has tried and tried to give itself a youthful appeal. It has injected its cars with Botox, collagen and testosterone. It has even slotted 190bhp engines under the bonnet of a Civic, but this was like fitting a spoiler to a plastic hip. All it did was increase the speed the old lady was going when she hit the tree"

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India

"In Pakistan, bandits have been known to kidnap foreigners. In India it’s the roads themselves that are the country’s murderers: 164 people die on them each day and a quarter of the world’s bus crashes occur here"

And yes this is what he has too say about his homeland

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Britain

"The fact is that Britain, right now, is a jolly place to live. Tony Blair is going. Everyone’s house is worth a million pounds. And the summer, thanks to a few dedicated souls like me and that chap at Ryanair, is likely to be warm. That’s why we do the conga at two in the morning: because we’re happy. And that’s why others don’t like us: because they’re jealous"

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Read more about what he has to say about the different countries here:
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